Bop on over to the news sites who posted this on Facebook and take 12 seconds to read comments. You’ll have all the real names you need! I wish you luck.

He’s not a leftover eater. I’m the dude in this relationship, culinarily. I’m more likely to be eating the pizza crusts or whatever off his plate before I clear than he is, by far.

Oh, I don’t even bother rationalizing. I have trash taste in food.

In combination with your username...

It had already been out quite a while as we finished drinks at the restaurant. After getting food poisoning once, I’m pretty much on the “zero risk” train.

The other night, I had amazing leftovers from dinner. I was driving, so husband had the leftovers box. He took it into the house, walked into the kitchen, and several hours later, I found that it was sitting a foot and a half from the fridge, but not in the fridge. I didn’t feel okay about eating it since it had been…

Ah, but you can see the guy at Sheetz while he makes your food, which makes it more difficult for him to stick his dick in it, whereas at McD’s, he and his punkass buddies were all in the back taking turns doing it out of sight.

It was what we were all picturing. Thank you.

Dear God, you think he’ll only hate you a little after being around Pats fans in person? I just moved after living in the Boston area for several years, and I’ve got some bad, bad news for you, man.

10 points from Hoffyndor.

Is that a tee-shirt I can order somewhere? I see an anniversary present in my husband’s future.

I play a female Roegadyn in FFXIV and I loooooove putting the bulkier armor, etc. on her. Though in fairness, occasionally even I— a straight woman— stand there and jump around to admire the boob physics. We all have weaknesses.

Then why are you here, reading this? Then why do you even care what anyone says in Vanity Fair? Because people reading VF are pretty much exclusively reading about Dior-clad people doing shit that apparently precludes them from trying to address how sexism affects their daily lives.

So, what? She should not mention it at all? All we hear, all day every day, is how people whose voices can be heard should use them to be heard. So she’s talking from a place of very high visibility about the wage gap. Is your solution really “do more or shut the fuck up”? I’m happy to see anyone having the…

I don’t think I follow— do you mean the movement piece?

Making dudes in games sucks all the way around. My husband exclusively plays female characters not because of the trope that he likes to look at them, but because the female character models in most game simply look better and like more time was spent on them.

The thing about Mii/Wii hair is that it’s allowed to be unrealistic or allowed to be more flawed, because it’s a simplified version that doesn’t have advanced movement or flow. So it’s “easier” to crib a look that way. But I can’t imagine having to accurately portray hair through art and animation. Then again, I’m a…

I wanted to sleep tonight, is the thing.

I only buy these when I want to remind my family members of my grandmother (rest her soul) and her shitty taste in candy. (Sorry, Grandma.)

I feel like a moron for laughing as hard as I did at this.