This just in: different people get excited by different things. Is there anything wrong with that, provided it’s not criminal or harmful to anyone?

My now-husband had never had a tater tot before I drunkenly forced one into his mouth when we were dating. I mean, I mashed that piping hot lump of fried potato against his mouth until he HAD to eat it. He says now not only does he not like them, he’s traumatized by them.

Looks like steam to me, because it’s curling off over the carrots, too?

Robbin’ banks and doin’ drugs, OBVI.

Right? Entire classes of food. Almost no Mexican. A lot of Italian is out. Cheeseburgers, gone. Nachos, gone. MAC AND CHEESE IS GONE. I feel like I’m describing my own personal hell. I just had a roast beef sandwich with melted cheddar cheese and mac and cheese (because I am an adult), and I can’t conceive of a world…

An ex of mine would not eat melted cheese or cheese on any warm/hot dish. For years, even after we broke up but were still friends, food items he wouldn’t eat under those conditions would occur to me during unrelated conversation and I would just blurt it out, horrified at its lack.

I’ve never seen it as fake so much as legitimate annoyance and anger at people who are egotistical idiots and who think there’s no room for them to learn. It’s why he’s always good to the people without the pedigree— because they’re willing to learn, usually.

This absolutely sucks, because I know folks who worked on this game and poured a lot of heart and soul into it. I think there was a lot of potential to market the game to people who just wanted something light and fun to play in the DC vein, but trying to go head-to-head with League... no good. No one should want to…

Dean gets everything right. His facial expressions are pure gold.

So what happens when the car is registered under two owners’ names, but they now live in separate states? That’s the situation I’ve been in for, oh, four years, and no one’s said anything about it, but I do wonder.

I love that you admitted this. You could’ve just played it like a snark on plastic surgery and celeb vanity, but you fessed up. That is hilarious.

It looks like Julia Roberts cosplaying JLo.

Or, as I’ve most definitely texted to friends before, start out normal and end up Tammy Faye Bakker. DAMMIT, EYESIGHT.

“Swished around Temple Square.” Fabulous.

I got the last laugh by telling my photographer to make damn sure the dress didn’t look white in any of the photographs. Mission accomplished.

She’s Goo Goo, all right.

You just described every interaction with this woman, from the mundane to the full-blown three-ring circus. So much cringing.

Bookmarking! Thanks for the recommendation! Near-sighted solidarity.

I have shitty eyesight and I love everything about your myopic ass and how you’re applying this makeup. This looks like me when I apply eye makeup. When I was in theater in high school, I did my makeup in the boys’ dressing room because it was the only place with enough counter space to allow me to sit ON the counter…

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