I wasn't offended, I just wasn't enjoying the game enough to sit through visuals I didn't particularly care for. If I want to look at ass cheeks and tits, I'll go look at ass cheeks and tits. They don't offend me, but it's not what I prefer out of a game. I think you're overly sensitive if my particular"meh"…

You realize that the only scenario you could clearly lay out was a woman physically attacking a man with a baseball bat, and that man defending himself appropriately given the ability of the weapon to harm him.

*sighs*

Eh. I was willing to take it as satire, as claimed, but eventually even I have my limits.

Hey, to each their own. I'm not saying other people couldn't or shouldn't enjoy it. I just got to a point where it was annoying me more than I was enjoying the gameplay.

Sure did. A big part of enjoying a console game on a big screen for me is the visuals and eventually I had to come to grips with the fact that it was less satirical and more just off-putting and gross, and I put it down and went about the other games I had on my "to play" list.

Yup. But more to the point, if you start a tail up by the waist, then randomly slap ass cheeks on for the sole purpose of showing ass cheeks, it's just gross and off-putting and unnecessary.

I actually had to stop playing that game because I couldn't handle it anymore. We got to the part where you come across a mermaid that inexplicably has an ass cheek rising out of the water— THAT'S NOT HOW MERMAIDS EVEN LOOK— and I just said "You know what? I'm good now. I'm all done."

Don't wear yoga pants unless you're doing yoga, but for the love of God, don't wear anything uncomfortable for the sake of fashion.

Middle-aged woman writes about what she thinks BDSM is like, misses mark completely, creates psychologically effed up abuser hero and idiot female lead. People everywhere swoon for reasons many do not understand. The end.

You were weirded out because that's not kink at all, it's psychological issues perpetuated by abuse masquerading as kink. You don't flog the hell out of a first-timer then bitch at them for not using the safe word, and you sure don't tell her you pick girls who look like your whore mom. BLEH. BLAH. UGH.

I feel like I need to keep this in an email somewhere so I can copypaste it every time this idiotic movie/book is swooned over by someone I know on Facebook.

If I were him, I'd be proud that that moment clearly motivated him to do more than he had been told he could. Why not? So he's supposed to gloss over the moment that made him decide to challenge the limitations that had been set for him? Crossing the road when the light's turned is a bigger dick move than this.

Well, it's sad for a lot of reasons. Not the least of which is that he acts like telling kids that beating your significant other is a minor offense is a GOOD thing. But it's also sad because Harbaugh sucks, so hearing him say anything is automatically sad.

Because he spouted off during recovery for a sudden disabling injury that would have included tremendous amounts of pain, uncertainty and fear? Or... another reason?

You've clearly never been close to someone who's facing sudden, life-changing disability. The frustration and fear can make for a real emotional powder keg. That doesn't make him an asshole, that makes him a human going through some really terrifying, huge stuff.

I agree that this arbitrary crap, especially from Goodell, is worthless.

BUT BUT... I'M JUST GENEROUS, MAN.

Because, ostensibly, there's a code of conduct to uphold. It isn't about the strict letter of the law as much as it's about the fact that in many cases, these are people getting paid millions of dollars to represent a larger brand, perform as part of a team, and bring in money from the fans.

As long as he doesn't have Landslide, I'm in.