It's funny how I remember reading this probably around 2004 and thought it was pretty cool how Gaiman brought all the plotlines and characters together, but I have zero recollection of any of it whatsoever aside from the cover. No, absolutely no lasting impression at all, and unlike the friends who said it would make…

I have an idea: Let's open the casting call to all parties. And the one that best fits the part is (unfortunately, not due to racial/stigmas/homophobia/strange religions) "whoever". I have an idea: Let's just stop casting women!! And Men!!

Took a wrong turn?

No one is "born" Nickelback. They just "are" Nickelback.

I'm here all week. Try the veal! And don't forget to tip your waitress!! *golf swing*

I hope you have a psychologist. To think that I have any kind of "denial" for avoiding pain about having my foreskin removed when I was a barely cognizant human being is beyond comprehension. Are you even following a clear path of logic? My post was about how serious the idiocy of FGM is just plain bonkers, and you…

The bigger question is how many EMT and ambulances are going to be patrolling the venue. My parents were apparently a bit strait-laced and I was an afterthought (both when they were 33) but all these guys were golden during the parents' mid-late 20's and I know they at least liked the Beatles. Thank god for that…

"Dad Rap?" jeezus. What does that mean when I still like to listen to G-Funk? It's got a gangsta twist…

me heard Ugg do cave paint now.
cave paint no money Ugg say dad tell him
me tell Ugg one day him Banksy

and a cricket bat…

How about the fact that I still heard it in H. Jon Benjamin's voice, and it still sounded mean-spirited.

For some reason my FB was all about posts and articles on sex two days ago. I finally gave up and went for a piece from one of the UK newspapers about circumcision v. uncircumcised and how it relates to sensitivity. The article was nothing new, but the posts were nothing but how circumcision is "Genital mutilation…

Sigh. No one else has done it, so…

No you're not. Wrong movie.

And in the sequel, it's just like he was in the original!!

I love how I had no idea about this, and that it probably seemed like a good idea. That it went no where and we have Mozart in the Jungle instead says a lot about studio rewrites and poor feedback. And yes, I tried watching MitJ and its…well, I fell asleep during the second half of the pilot. Tried again and was only…

Still awaiting the Criterion edition of Star Trek II…

"I guess you don't care about hard work or loyalty" is something I'm glad I've never heard at all during my ongoing 18 years in the restaurant business. It's such a douche line and is there simply because that manager is now gonna have to actually do some real work until he finds another drone. And full disclosure: …

I knew there had to be one serious fan that should have given the induction speech instead of the Black Keys.

Delores!!!