Perhaps we should all try the three sea shells and see if that works.

Wings is great!! You guys suck!

Yes.

That hack. AGAIN?!?

You're a few years behind, but we all appreciate the effort.

Satan: And by the way, Conan, you're free to go. Sorry about the mix-up.

If you're shitting in pussy you're doing it wrong.

Is the V-Chip still a thing? I don't have kids, and have honestly never bought a brand spankin' new TV in my 40 wasted years of a life.

Would that be the same Lucky that had Chris in the Morning as its lead and I still can't believe it didn't make it past one season?

Serpentine!!!

I had a Big Bird stuffed animal when I was a kid and loved that thing so much it actually lost an eye, which devistated me. Having a one eyed Big Bird wasn't good, so I filled in the remaining half of that eye with stick-tac (remember that stuff?) and used my mom's multi-pen (the one that had three inks in one pen)…

This.

Cheers!! -clinks 40 in the left to 40 in the right-

It can be both. And in fact, is both.

Patrick Warburton and Bruce Campbell would like a word with you.

I see what you did there. Just like Rocket Romano and the helicopter, that storm was gonna get Clooney one way or another.

No shit. That is one of the few episodes I've ever watched of any series where I just had a sense of dread about everything. There was no good outcome to be had.

I still have fond memories of seeing One Fine Day in the theatre. It was an almost first date movie with a future ex-girlfriend, and I'm not sure if I was more excited to be sitting next to her or being able to see Michelle Pfeiffer on the big screen.

I'd rather not. That may have been the episode where I just stopped watching. Helicopters were his Great White Shark, and he was never gonna have a bigger boat.

I was doing a mental inventory the other day (I was waiting for the bus…of course) of TV that I watched in the '90 and after the obvious ones (L&O, Seinfeld, Newsradio, Wings [haha, WINGS!!!]) I knew I was forgetting an obvious one that I really was addicted to but couldn't figure it out. ER really was an amazing…