Greed is good.

Gordon Gecko would like a word with you…

Sex, Lies, and Ultron.

It's not, and stop calling me Shirley!

That name irritates me for so many reasons…

As I said, "I don't recommend"…

I'm told that Tucker Max has a recipe.

This is probably the best way to end things…

Eh, call the cops regardless. Idiocy on the front lawn or some such BS complaint.

As usual… ;)

Just because, but this is the oddest grab bag of letters to Dan in a while. Jeez. And the wife who's complaining about her husband jerking off: Just because you both have high sex drives doesn't mean you won't be able to provide all of his/her needs 24/7. Do you really expect him to pop his head (haha!) out of the…

Can't agree more. All it's making want to do is binge on both the firs hand second Hellboy movies right now.

God sometimes you just can't come through/do ya need the GOP to look after you?

Back when I was nearly solvent I was subscribed to Netflix, hulu, redbox, and (I think) Amazon. Got rid of hulu in a hurry, redbox took care of the deed for me, and while Amazon is still around, I let that lapse months ago. Amazingly Netflix, for it's lack of updating and idiocies, still remains my number one choice…

Go back to the 90's where you belong!!!

There is no chance of that happening.

Spike Lee makes it a conference call….

Stop stealing Howard Hughes' lines!!!!

Eh, bring out the clones. Again.

Laser cats!!!