Nah, much more of a bass kind of guy.

They shopped smart.

Wasn't that Moses' wife? I may be remembering this entirely wrong…

Just because you sum up what most of us feel doesn't mean it ever needs to be said. Some things never need to be admitted, either privately or publicly.

But who will fill the role of Gypsy?

Hehe, "thrust".

I swear I watched that same monologue a few years ago and had the exact same reaction, except that it was Leno I was thinking of instead of Fallon. Carson was that quick on the draw, and had no problem being the brunt of his own comedy.

You're hoping for something that will, alas, never happen. And besides, I think it's only Bono that needs "taken out", so to speak.

It's good to plan ahead for these things.

I'm hoping you're not the same ML as the one that has anything to do with the MTvoid. I may be confusing names, as I don't have source material in front of me.

I see what you did there and I like it.

I'd appreciate this more if it weren't for the #statingtheobvious #imadoucheforsayingso #ohgeeziforgotiwasusinghashtags #didimentionstatingtheobivous #amistillusinghashtagsandisthis2014
#becauseevenhollywoodisrealizingohshitthisisgoingtobelong
#soyeahhollywoodlikes2minutepreviewsbutwedont
#ohheyitookthistoofuckingfarbutso…

Layer Cake is the one I'll always appreciate. Probably helped that I watched it with my ex-SAS landlord and he was really into it.

I can honestly say I'm dumbfounded by the B-. Saw the previews and this looks downright horrible. On the other hand, maybe it's the kind of bad that is good. I happen to be captivated by how bad Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is, so maybe Pompeii is on that same level.

Carlson or Ellroy? Perhaps a double-sided dildo would be more appropriate?

Probably got tired of being a goose-stepping moron.

Who wouldn't laugh though?

I'm hardly the one to argue that it's a "great, great movie," but I tried watching it about a year ago since I first saw it when it came out, and all I could think was how trite, pandering, and "Aww, shucks! Southerners!" it was. I really liked it when I was 13. I guess I'm too old to appreciate the blatant messages…

Dammit. Beat me to it, but I posted anyway because i didn't scroll down far enough. Like my comment better though, so there's that.

Let's not forget Arts & Entertainment, because it seems to be lacking both anymore.