It’s odd how so many people are framing this like the Alamo brand or experience is going to change drastically. It’s just going to gradually get more expensive, you silly geese.

I’ll give it points for being a full-length feature instead of a link and paragraph of outrage nonsense.

Man, the AV Club really has it out for this Baby It’s Cold Outside guy. He must work there or something. 

I enjoyed Red Skelton’s appearance in Captain America: The First Avenger. 

You can call it Raytheon or you can call it Jaytheon...

Too crazy for Boystown, too much of a boy for Crazytown.

I feel like there’s a pretty solid chance that Sandler is just smart enough to be quiet about his politics and his constant hiring of shitty fash friends is no accident.  Like he’s a registered Republican and he’s donated to fuckin’ Giuliani in the past.

the entire time i kept thinking about how i wish the movie was just about them fighting a giant robot, like in the comic kamala was reading (writing?) at the beginning.

Oh no papa I couldn’t possibly think of a movie, it makes me ever so tired. Oh, can you just imagine it? I shall have to retire to the fainting couch and imbibe a restorative tonic. 60 is simply too high a number, dear father, please, have one of the lads from the labor yard imagine this film instead, you know I…

I think Multiverse of Madness is pretty unfairly maligned. It suffers from:

Sixty sounds low, honestly. Take Ant Man. That has like ten core characters. Add in a bunch of Quantum World characters, you’re already at a quarter of that number.

I know you’re being hyperbolic for clicks, but why would *any* film or its rumored future create panic? That just doesn’t sound like a healthy approach to movies.

Ilike all the Avengers movies and I hope this one will be good too. 

aVengers

How many Palestinian children would you like to see killed to punish Hamas? Wha’s the number? 20,000? 30,000?

oh get fu©ked. Hamas’ anti LGBTQ+ stance is not, or ever will be, an excuse for the genocide of an innocent population. And you’re trying to use it as a justification by bringing it up here.

This story being entirely disconnected from every other movie and show really helps. Outside of “Revenge of the Sith happens in 100 years”, there’s nothing really to box this story in, which is a very noticeable issue in the other shows, especially Obi-Wan.

(Acoustic strum) ...Dig through the ditches (young man jerks head suddenly) ...and burn through the witches...(young man now convulsing on floor)...I slam ...(Strings soar as young man begins to bleed from the eyes, whimpering)...in the back of my Dragula...

I read the prequel disdain as more a callout of bureaucracy, not the ideals of the Jedi order.  

I’m pretty sure my grandmother had those sweater flowers on the bottom of her bathtub to prevent her from slipping.