Despite the fact that the first thing I read this morning was that Alan Rickman died, this is the worst thing I’ve seen all day.

The thing is...we already have wait times here too! It’s like these people think they can automatically get into a specialist immediately here, and that if they have to wait they will immediately die. I schedule specialist appointments all the time for my athletes, and newsflash: they still usually have to wait, even…

I think mayyybe she was trying to read the prompter while making it not look like she was reading? idk, but it was ghastly and weird

so glad I’m not the only one who noticed!

Why does Nikki Haley look like she’s speaking through gritted teeth?!?

Wow, Kim Davis sure got fancy for the president...this asshole gets to go and I don’t, Trump is everywhere, and David Bowie is dead. Life is a nightmare: 2016 version

Are you me? This sounds like everything I’d do...except the sock thing. My luxury would be hiring a personal chef to teach me how to cook more things for myself. And I’d probably go to med school...but who knows

My only take away from this story is that wrestling and rugby are not considered worthy of the Olympics, but HANDBALL is...the Olympics are stupid.

This should be the only response every time AP opens his mouth. If he wasn’t still productive he would have been dropped immediately. This is horrific, blatant child abuse and he STILL thinks it’s ok. Garbage human being.

Chobani is the grossest of gross. I used to think I hated Greek yogurt. Then I tried Tillamook's; turns out I just hate Chobani because it's disgusting.

WTF. What in the fuck is actually wrong with him?!? And who the hell let this go out?!?

I can’t edit sooo

I hate this. People are constantly saying this. Of course he won’t be the nominee if you don’t vote for him in the primaries. He could totally win against any of the damn clownshoes who are currently running on the Republican side. But people have to vote for him first. Hillary is NOT moving left just because he’s her…

I am allergic to oranges and things in the orange family, so Sunny D is the closest I can get without vomiting and feeling on fire. I will drink your hatred with relish.

I starred this solely for your awesome name change. I love that series. Wish they could make it into a movie series, but it'd likely end up FUBAR.

YES! Thank you!

OMG. I don't love everything my governor does, but this is amazing and wonderful and I am so happy he did this!!

*except insert “government/Supremacy clause” for magnets

What?!? Is this true? Because if so, my anger level about this whole bullshit just shot to a 12. *severe frowny face*

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