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Of course. A black person who asks why he’s being arrested will be charged with a hate crime.

I wonder if everyone who “resists arrest” or otherwise comes into contact with a cop will now also be charged with a hate crime against cops now.

They can’t say anything without being called racist or sexist or homophobic and it’s definitely not because what they’re saying is racist or sexist or homophobic.

Victimized straight white conservative men, who have it harder in life than anyone else these days.

“I’ll protect you so hard your whole family will feel it”

Awful people have great marketing.

The police are already protected by increased penalties for assaulting one of them or causing harm. Crime committed against the police is already punished more harshly than other crime. They are already a protected class. Honestly, including them in hate crime legislation along with the groups the police routinely

I knew him in HS, and can confirm that he’s (at least back then) an absolutely gorgeous human inside and out. Also way funnier than anyone gives him credit for.

That strikes me as a pretty cool name all on its own, too. “What’d you two name your new son?” “Zefron!” “Awesome.”

spandex yo... spandex.

I’m a little disappointed that we, as a society, have not collectively decided to just call him Zefron.

So we’re supposed to read “Bey” as “bee”, right? Because there’s no way I can see it and not automatically read it in my head as sounding the same as “bay”. I can’t be the only one who has this problem.

Coitus?

I’m a Citizen Of Importance in The United States... or ......

I mean if it’s Hillary then I don’t think Bill is going to have the @FLOTUS account. So at least Michelle gets to keep it?

Team Dog is forever!

He’s a douchebag?! What?! I’ve always had a little crush on him since being The Other Tucker in John Tucker Must Die. I’m a little bummed now :(

That Hugh Jackman photo is like 80% of the pics on Bumble. Someone told men that holding a dead fish is sexy. It is not.

Since every candidate for president and their spouse already have twitter accounts, can we just leave Obama and Michelle as @POTUS and @FLOTUS forever?

When did Zac Efron get into uncanny valley territory with his face?