No, no. All the nudity will be played out of order because making a movie overly complicated for no reason means it’s good! And if you don’t “get” the plot or you question the stupidity of soft porn in a biopic, you’re a philistine.

I told you my dong would take you places.  I never said they were places you want to go.

All I know is that it made Enola gay.

Yeah, it shows you 24 slides in one second so be careful what you ask for.

I’ll see your Willis soliloquy, and raise you a Fichtner: “...requesting the permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest ma...” sniff sniff... I can’t... too soon...

Agreed, this is just a fun, good movie. Now a true guilty pleasure is Armageddon – so bad, but Bruce Willis telling Liv Tyler that he’s going to have to break his promise to her because he’s blowing himself up to save the planet gets me every time.

Yup. While I didn’t dislike it, their entire subplot probably should have been cut. 

Cool, cool. AvP is fun!

I’ll support not supporting the Mouse, but scientology is far from one of the most dangerous cults on the planet. Totally a cult, but relatively safe compared to most of them.

Yeah, but come on... he’s bringing vests back into fashion.

I really like both Alien 3 (Assembly Cut) and Resurection. I even like the first AVP.

“...yes, YES, and the moon is made of cheeeeese... it’s all best guess here.”

Adam and Mom were totally superfluous in the movie, but anything that gives me more golden Elizabeth Debicki is ok in my book.

Disappointed in the relatively few horses and/or hounds, though.

The Core is the ultimate guilty pleasure.

*praised it

And these days there’s no shame about adaptations even by “arty” directors. The Coens and Scorsese have both done adaptations.

Well she certainly acts like a 12 year old. I’m not drinking this shrill hack’s kool aid one fucking bit. 

If you claim to support the LGBT community and you don’t, ditching her at the precise moment Dylan needed, well support, then you are, as a company, not living up to your commitment. There is a contract part of the exchange, enforceable by law, but it does not describe the whole relationship. You can get married, …

Nah, not buying this. Mulvaney was put in a spot and made into a conservative hate figure because of a campaign they devised. It’s not like she was the creative director for them, she posed with a can and posted to social media.