Two of everything, except points.

My mom died

Michael Lombardi posted some plausible reasoning on Twitter:

This is probably a dupe but for this, the more the merrier:

Ummmmm....I learned it from you dad!

Not if Dan Haren is throwing life at you.

The Asus RT-AC68U. Its a beast. A reliable beast.

The Asus RT-AC68U. Its a beast. A reliable beast.

This was not an article about the Kia Soul EV. It was an article about how “I don’t have the infrastructure to own an electric car.” Might as well change the headline to reflect same.

I feel like this whole thing cascaded downwards and this article became “Here’s what happens if you suddenly found yourself owning an electric car and put no prior thought or research into it” Ie - if you had this car a week, or what is more likely what happens, if you did some research prior to buying an electric…

Look Andrew it’s 2016 why do you hate progress?

Apple should use Bill Belichick to sell ipads.

Must be hard for Chet Haze to know his old man is both cooler AND a better rapper than he will ever be. Must feel like Doug from the old The State Doug and Dad sketches.

He always kills it on Stern. May favorite is him and Artie Lange talking about the time Bob Uecker invited them into the booth at spring training. Note: the ubiquitous profanity is unbleeped.

Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

Roethlisberger. He was hit by a car while motorcycling and more or less walked away.

Up & Up Ultra Soft Mega Roll Bath Tissue

Up & Up Ultra Soft Mega Roll Bath Tissue

I kind of hate how shitty Gawker writers are now writing for Deadspin about crap that has nothing to do with sports.

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

*cums*