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Did Bofa get signed though?

I eat my steaks medium rare, but I want to die half way through a medium rare burger. Especially if you go to one of those fancy burger places with the gigantic patties. That shit is usually just past raw in the middle and the last few bites are a goddamn chore. Switched to medium for burgers about 2 years ago and…

I owned this. I regret nothing.

I was always partial to the sleeper-hold, especially if what followed was a bit of hairstyling with garden shears.

Sources tell us that Labaton Sucharow has reached out to former ESPN employees in an attempt to gather information that could be used in a potential class-action suit against Disney.

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

....is it possible you are related to Joshua Jackson?

If memory serves, that tv show was a spinoff of a popular adult film.

Best tip for getting your first credit card as an adult: DON’T

I was immediately taken to the ER and then transferred to Bascom Palmer Eye Institute, the #1 eye hospital in the world.

Based on his upbeat response to this terrible accident it would be a great story if Imhof can work hard and continue his career, but I’m afraid he’s going to lose focus.

Esteemed Jalopnik readership, may I introduce you to this new technological marvel, a contraption that could help prevent such tragedies in the future:

White privilege

Sorry.

Ain’t Nobody got Through the Fire like him. I Feel For You, Sasha Kaun.

Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.

Very reminiscent of Rams - Pats Superbowl. The Cavs chipped, grabbed and held Thompson and Curry every time they cut and killed the flow of the offense.

‘in middle school’