As it turned out the Pinto was no more prone to fire after a rear end collision than the average car of the period.

No critter can chill like a goat. Chill as fuck.

My father had a ‘72 Pinto that got rear-ended TWICE. Once by a ‘74 Bel Air OSHP cruiser and the other time by a ‘68 Electra 225. No boom either time.

1st Gear: I’ve Been Worried About This Myself

Dustbuster.

Typical billionaire asshole.

A/C needs a recharge.

Oh, and CP cuz about 2x too much.

We want details about the Craigslist gas station sex now, dammit, NOW!

I so love first and second gen Capris...

That’s insanity!

22 year old ANYTHINGS need more maintenance!

Hmmmm... gonna have to check them out.

Damn right they do!

Damn... :(

And you’re an asshole, guess that makes it even.

Assholes tend not to...

My guess is he drives an Aspire.

So if it’s something you don’t like it’s automatically junk, right? GFY.