It's still real to me, damnit!

They couldn't at least have gone with "U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi"?

Biggest Little Pussies In The World

He’s got weird ears.

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

Dog.

GRAY: Should that be surprising? I’m sure you have friends. I was invited to dinner, so I went to dinner.

The newspaper wrote that after the investment company, Starboard, and Papa John’s neared an agreement on Friday for a $200 million stake of the pizza company

Publilius Syphllis: You get what you pay for.

A spokesman for Roger Goodell says the commissioner will indeed take action, and that he was not previously aware of the video.

Why does pro lacrosse need a PA system when the announcer could just sit next to the fan in the stands?

I’m glad Hill decided to eat Crow in public. Wait, I meant eat crow, not eat Crow. Shit. Boy, is my face red. NO, NOT 'red', fuck! I Hopi you can forgive me. GODDAMMIT

Two bracelets AND a watch? That’s an offensive coordinating AT ITS BEST.

Two bracelets AND a watch? That’s an offensive coordinator AT BEST.

I look forward to the day when there’s only one seat but a ticket costs one million dollars, like the last Wu Tang Clan album.

But for several, the answer to their problems is simply a cup of Joe.

Compared to the standard Portland description of coffee, I think that’s quite brief.

Not for much longer. They'll probably bring Chris Simms in to replace him. 

He talks like KU football plays!