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When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

Growing up in Seattle in the 80's and 90's I had a lot of legit sports heroes (Griffey, Kemp, Payton, Martinez) but Lynch has brought me more collective joy than any other athlete. He illuminated the NFL’s hypocrisy, while dominating the game. I love you Marshawn. HOFer

I'm pulling pork and also going to make some pulled pork.

Chelgren was less upset about the exact jokes in the performance than the fact that they weren’t corny enough.

I’m not gonna lie, I screamed like a little girl when this happened.

The fact that this is an actual telecast rather than something pieced together 50 years later is pretty significant. Experiencing history exactly as viewers did—antiquated graphics and replays, Ray Scott, etc.—is far more interesting and authentic than a bunch of found footage.

Yeah I don’t think she’s into it, I’ll have to keep listening to the song.

Blancoté isn’t a real French word, but “blanc” and “cote” translate to “white” and “side,” as in Heat center Hassan Whiteside

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.

Merton Hanks wants to know why somebody would aim so high as to be able to hit somebody above the neck. I mean you really have to go out of your way.

Not really, although I wouldn’t mind if we loosened our collars a little bit. I think because we make fun of blowhards with bad opinions so much, we sometimes pass on posting Takes that are worth posting. I’m not going to say this was an example of our best work, but it was a fun, silly thing that was worth putting

My parents are coming from out of town tonight. I’ve been cleaning all morning so I have a question:

I like that this goodbye allowed Leitch to use We non-royally.