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Except that since reproduction rates have dropped dramatically and any survivors by this point should have gotten wise about destroying the bodies of the recently deceased in their communities, the number of new zombies being created should have slowed to a trickle.

I’m suing you for intentional infliction of emotional distress for that one.

Even The Dark Knight’s Nestor Carbonell’s soulful eyes can’t hide his shock at your lack of familiarity with “Nestor” as a name.

Say what you will about Exxon’s policies, but “Wayne Tracker” is no “Carlos Danger” or “Pierre Delecto,” if you catch my drift.

Putting Rogue One first seems like it kind of spoils the opening scenes of IV. (Not to mention, it’s a much more emotionally intense film than IV — all the main protagonists die — which would also cause me to shy away from recommending it as the first Star Wars film to show a “young(ish) child” unless the kid is

As a parent of two young children, I’ve been struggling with this myself, and I’ve decided to go with: IV, V, I , II, III, VI, VII, VIII, IX, Rogue One, Solo.

Pretty much everyone who writes for io9 and about 1/3 of the commenters here.  (That said, I don’t get the love for it either.)

“Endings are the thing that scare me the most,” admits J.J. Abrams

I was going to star your comment until I got to that last line. The visible destruction of the Hosnian system is something I would literally pay money to have taken out of TFA.

Except that people usually abbreviate Revenge of the Sith as “RotS,” not “RoS” in my experience. (Just as they also abbreviate Return of the Jedi as “RotJ,” not “RoJ,” etc.)

I’m just hoping that they have the guts to make it like the original novel where Pinocchio kills the cricket with a mallet the first time he encounters it (as one does when encountering an abnormally large, long-lived, talking cricket) and then the cricket subsequently appears as a ghost haunting Pinocchio.

Turns out they’ve been brother and sister all along, or cousins. There’s no romance.

So Rey gets pregnant and we think it’s Kylo’s child, but she was actually impregnated by Snoke, however later on she gets impregnated a second time, this time actually by Kylo? If that makes you happy, I’m guessing that you’re Chris Carter posting under a fake name.....

which is increasingly sounding like something written by a commitee of internet meme-addicted fuckos

I hope they do explore it

we were able to forgive Vader without having to imagine his penis inside Luke.

I think that yourself having to being dead in the other universe doesn’t apply with the Nazi portal.

Very nice analysis that concisely summarizes a lot of my own thoughts about film making in recent years.