Pfft, amateur! I superheat mine until it reaches plasma state and then combine it with an equal mass of anti-plasma so that the entire thing is converted to pure energy.

I’m convinced Blond Katy is the evil twin.

I’ll pray for you that this doesn’t get cross-posted to Jezebel.

Informed attributes are lazy storytelling.

And the issues with this individual are based around attempting to harness the power of a black hole? The effects of which are completely and utterly unknown to... anyone really.

Local columnist Sean Doogan said his view used to be, “two cans of gas and a match would solve all our problems,”

I have a t-shirt relevant to this situation:

That reminds me of why Jenny Nicholson won’t do ASMR.

Not sure I want to see Brad and Leo murder some teenaged girls.

Just imagine “turkey” instead of “chicken” in this GIF.

I like the scare quotes around “Traditional Style” on the package.

the nearly as forgettable “The Final Countdown”

Suzanne Pleshette’s been dead for 11 years, so that would definitely be a twist that takes the film into a whole other genre.

The only thing that bothers me is at 1:03 where the afterburners are lit, and then it shows him in the cockpit hammering the throttle before being launched.

I considered the part about targeting the exits, but you’d still think there would be sprinkler systems. Also, the building appears to have a balcony on the roof in the pictures, so even if the exits were completely blocked on the ground floor, why weren’t people able to go up to at least get out of the smoke?

And an anime studio so lots of paper and other flammable materials.

Being an adult non-hummingbird west coaster,and therefore having never heard of/had this soda

I’m tellin’ ya’, the man is a chameleon!

Would the kids have gotten it anyway (without help)?

but it’s worth noting that he had already attempted to take his own life on several instances...before meeting her.