I’d sell my right to vote in exchange for getting out of the greys around here.

Doesn’t the Green Party have all or substantially all of those items as part of its platform?

I know that there were several states where bills were introduced to require presidential candidates to provide proof of citizenship to be put on the presidential ballot (which was obviously targeted at Obama), but I don’t recall hearing if any of those were ever passed into law.

The title of the review is rather spoilerish in and of itself, such that even if you only saw the headline you just got exposed to a pretty major plot point.

entirely white casts

Every reason people hate Woody Allen can also be applied to Einstein and Ghandi.

Since I enjoy Advanced Squad Leader, which is Excel with World War 2 graphics, maybe I should explore this game further....

Eh, Guy Caballero was doing it 20 years before the Rock was.

Saying that this has fifty percent fewer calories tells me that this is probably just rebranded Coca-cola Blak, since Blak’s only down side was being made with artificial sweeteners.

conversations that are boring at best and infuriating at worst. Olga openly hopes that her sugar daddy, whom she feels owned by, has already died in the attack. I guess there’s a bright side to every situation?

World War II movies were our grandparents’ World War II movies — there were Pearl Harbor movies being released barely six months after Pearl Harbor was bombed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remember_Pearl_Harbor

Yes, but Hills hasn’t been fired or even put on leave, so what?

A mass shooting by the FBI’s definition requires rubbing out four at a minimum.

I’m pretty sure there somewhere there are some parents looking at buying tickets for themselves and their preteen child for the show right now saying, “Well, they took the sex scene out, so it’s OK for kids, right?”

the door locks snap shut and the car drives you to the police station

Dying doing what you loved and being eligible for a Darwin Award are not mutually exclusive things.

And how does one have a “digital blockade”?

The particular choice of an example of a book that does “a better job of justifying it than others” seems overdetermined.

Seriously, is there a worse fandom than Overwatch fans? Because this is literally the only video game that has ever existed where I actively hate the people who play it despite never having even met one in real life.