Crispy chicken skin is the best. Why do you want us to eat soft gummy pale chicken skin? That’s sad Michael.

I remember it used to look like this in the 80s and 90s when Colombia would win matches.

Went to the doc’s the other day to get my results for an STD. He told that there was a chance I have the clap but then there’s a good chance that I don’t. Whew!

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

PFT Commenter was hilarious when he was on SBNation, I haven’t read or seen a thing he’s done since, because.. you know why.

If this was done to Hillary or, any other woman, liberals would be in the streets, dressed as vaginas and calling for the death of the cartoonist and the TV show host

Oh please. Lots of people spell hors d’oeuvres wrong.

Having been to the last few of these dinners, my one takeaway is just how bad the food is. This year the Steak Tartare was unbelievably stringy and chewy. The year before the Tenderloin Strips were so tough you could barely cut them with your knife.

I have a 5 year old daughter. In the past year I’ve looked in to classes for her to do fun things. I’ve looked at soccer, gymnastics, dance, and some other things. The one unifying thing I see is how fucking SERIOUSLY everyone involved takes this shit. I just want some group sport or activity for my kid to play with…

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

“Quit lookin’ at your stupid VORP spreadsheets and learn to grip a damn baseball, you fucking pansy.”

Anyone else remember when Clay interviewed Kige Ramsey and we thought Clay was the smart one?

You lose, fartface!

Let’s not forget that Josh Jackson was a fucking asshole, that Kansas allowed him to be a fucking asshole, Bill Self enabled his fucking assholeishness, and thus he is likely still a fucking asshole.

If typing could A) Make other people ill because it passed on a communicable disease or infection and B) could cause the employee you are forcing to type at a set rate to suffer significant and permanent physical damage then you are damn straight the government should step in and ensure that the workers safety while…

The Portnoy system just doesn’t have the same success rate though.

Welcome to the club.

Whenever people say my dogs are my kids or I’m there dad, I stop them. At best, I’m their guardian. At worst, we’re roommates and they’re the really lazy kind.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.