I haven’t seen an owner act this entitled toward a player since Marge Schott.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Pretty J.V move if you ask me.

Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

A male feminist walks into a bar

There’s no defense for what Erdogan is doing to Kanter. And if there’s anything Kanter understands, it’s that.

Spagnuolo later apologized if anyone was offended but his personal animosity toward fat people was because his father had spent years of his life fighting the morbidly obese.

ugh, this place has really humped the shark

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

Only Messi really knows how taxing those ten years were, however.

Short answer, “Yes.” Long answer, “Abso-fucking-lutely.”

After the game, Schröder put Dwight Howard in a box with a vial of poison to see if he could be simultaneously perceived as:

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

Eh, it’s still not as stupid looking as his James Milner tat.

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

forever sowing troubles

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.

Off topic, but I’m at a Sixers game a few weeks ago. There were about 15,000 there to see them play the Hawks, probably based on a combination of Embiid fans, and the fact that people who bought packages to see the Cavs/Warriors/Thunder were forced into including the game in their package. Time comes for the national…

I guess that also explains why Drake and Steph are about half as freaked out as Chappelle.