Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Jokes on you Josh Pauls! Coach Tortorella would have benched you for not standing for the National Anthem.

“Like I told Zeke this morning, don’t worry about any of this, they don’t make batteries domestically anymore”

- Emmitt Smith

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I would advise Donaldson not to monkey around with Gibbons.

Now that song is stuck in my head - but I am signing it ‘blame candida’

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

The Manziel family history is generations of unscrupulous business practices and outright scams. They got rich brazenly screwing other people, which makes Cleveland just another victim of Manziel family tradition.

They didn't even win anything in Cincinatti, but wait til you see what they're eating down there.

Get your vouchers for the Tedeschi Trucks Band. You cam thank me later: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6GkdCi…

Too good to be grey.

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

Biggest dick move by a Kansas player since Sherron Collins tried to sneak one in the backdoor.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

Finally, a former player who we will actually believe once played with a bloody sock.

Honey, i shrunk Rob Ford.

Bandit: Ray-Ray never imagined he would be the one...

Franz Ferdinand has seen worse Black Hands.