I hope they can break away from Barstool, too, because I refuse to watch or listen to anything they do while associated with Barstool. I’m not sure Big Cat can ever totally shed the stigma, since he’s born and raised there, so to speak. PFT on the other hand did amazing work pre-Barstool, which I hope to enjoy again…

I rewound just to make sure I heard the “It’s every man for himself, like Bachelor in Paradise” joke correctly. So good!

No expert here, but as I understand the “protected class” designation, businesses are allowed to refuse service to anyone for any reason, just so long as they aren’t refusing service to members of a protected class, and specifically for the reasons of their being in that protected class.

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There are at least 100 million more people who can dunk than can hit a homer.

As a white person who was incredibly mad about the Lost finale, that line was the best thing I’ve read in a while.

You mentioned the bisque!

“Yeah but this guy would totally beat the shit out of Serena Williams” - John McEnroe (also Clay Travis)

I can’t stop thinking of Dee from It’s Always Sunny when I see her picture:

“I’m not smart enough to know the difference” but here, let me implicitly and explicitly continue to aid and abet the exact system that gave rise to the gender gap in the first place. GTFO with this idiot’s “aw schucks” defense.

I’m surprised that team owners haven’t wrested away the actual jersey manufacturers from the leagues yet. Manchester United gets about the same per year from Adidas as they do from Chevy.

Just wanted to hop on and post a belated thanks for this. My YouTube page is now filled with recommendations to watch old snooker highlight videos, and I can’t get enough of it.

Oh shit, my namesake was among the layoffs.

Counterpoint: rookies in professional sports should decide where they get to play, and good for her.

If this isn’t on 2017's year-end list of best comments, something has gone horribly wrong. +1

Not really sure we needed a remake of that Sinbad movie from the 1990s.

This is a good satirical post!

Yeah, I think it was the point when “Veejer” wanted to be taken to its “Creator” that I realized it was going to be the Voyager craft. Kirk should have known!

Yes! I watched Star Trek: The Motion Picture for the first time about a year ago. As soon as they referenced “V-Ger” I knew that it was going to end up being Voyager. And I’m just a guy who reads Gizmodo. You’re trying to tell me that in the 23rd century, a group of humans who were solidly building on the foundation…