I hope fans don’t give Grisham too hard of a time about it. The ball did take an odd bounce and he was giving it his all. The game still would’ve been tied with Hader struggling out there. There’s a good chance they lose even if he fielded it.

Hader also gave up a game-tying, 2-out homer in the bottom of the ninth in Game 161. The Brewers lost in extras. They win that game, they go into the final day tied for first. Might not have even been in the Wild Card game.

It’s funny - I don’t have the patience for games where you have to create levels, worlds, etc., but my kids love that shit. And my son (10), especially, loves open-world sandbox stuff.

Of course, after reading this mailbag, I had to go queue up some Live on YouTube. I forgot how much their music videos looked like music video parodies.

When I was a kid, the only place I knew of that had the cash registers that had Bernie Brewer’s change slide was Wendy’s. And there wasn’t one particularly close to our house. It was a special fast food treat when my dad brought home Wendy’s, but man, if I got to go to the restaurant with him, it was the absolute…

Even when there are, I MEANT to do that!

He’s clearly awful, but I’ve gotten the sense lately that some gears have actually started to unstick themselves in Doocy’s head. In some of the clips I’ve seen (I don’t watch FOX News, so perhaps the sample is not representative of the norm), he looks like he’s actually a little bit hesitant to go 100% Trump…

Yup, I had to quit basketball halfway through the season when I got mono in high school. The doctor was even worried about me getting accidentally bumped in the hallway.

My dad is silly, likes to make jokes with servers, cashiers, etc. When I was in college, we went to a really nice steakhouse with my roommate’s family. When the check came, my dad looked it over as he always does, called the server back, and told him there was a mistake. The server got all nervous and apologetic and…

Why? (honest question - not criticizing you)

Fuck, I’ve totally made that “It didn’t scan so it must be free” joke. I need to rethink some things.

It’s great. My 10-year old loves it more than he loves me, I think.

When I read “whatever this is,” I kind of thought it was going to be nipples again. I’m just being honest.

I wait for it to come out on VHS, thanks.

“I’m shocked.”

My wedding photographer ended up doing this. In one of the pictures, she wanted to get rid of the glare from my glasses, so she applied some filter or something that made me look possessed. We told her it was borked and she didn’t understand. After trying to convince her a couple more times without success, we just…

Arians is the kind of guy who would put off writing a term paper until the night before because he “works better under pressure.”

“You know, if I wake up tomorrow and I feel like I’m Chinese, it doesn’t necessarily make me Chinese. I mean, come on. Do the math.”

Yeah, my wife and I just switched from MetroPCS to Verizon (there was some sticker shock) because she got a new job where she'll have to travel around the state and Metro's coverage just doesn't cut it. We really wanted to go with Fi, but coverage in the sticks made us nervous.

I tried an Impossible Whopper and like most fast food burgers, it was med-well to well done. And it was good! My son had never had a regular Whopper before and thought this one was “delicious.”