Everything with Trump is binary. There is no nuance in his thought. He cannot even conceive that I, as a Jew, can generally support Israel, to think it’s good that there is a Jewish state, but at the same time disapprove of certain things its government does. Not coincidentally, it’s the same with America (minus the…

Katy Cat imo

I believe a samurai sword can - let me check the thumbnail that appears at the top of Deadspin every other fucking day.

Goddamn that’s a lot of mayo. I’ve heard great things about the Popeye’s sandwich, but light on/hold the mayo, thanks.

Sometimes I wish I had no morals. Conservatives are ATMs.

Racism. The answer is racism.

But if someone gets criticized for flying a Confederate flag down there, I bet they cry, “But my HERITAGE!”

Hell, if you like Olive Garden, that lifetime pasta pass is actually pretty awesome. Yeah, you’ll still need to leave a tip, but man. I wouldn’t want to commit to the 9-week one just for a chance at the lifetime pass, though.

It’s like a Spirograph.

Just imagine if LeBron was her father or the father of someone on the team.

And then he found a treasure on an island, gave himself the title of Count, and methodically got his revenge on everyone who was involved in framing him.

Or perhaps guns are a real problem AND the other things you mentioned are also real problems.

I guess he just saw the Tomatometer score of Home Alone 2.

Dietrich can’t help but get in the way of a ball that crosses the plate.

It’s rude to talk while your mouth is feeling food.

Looking at the nutritional figures, I’m a little surprised to see that it’s not really healthier than a regular Whopper. The Impossible has less fat and cholesterol, as one might expect, but it’s not a gigantic drop. It has more carbs and sodium. Similar protein and calories.

As long as I’m not in a hurry or going all the way to the D Concourse, I like to walk it because it makes me feel like I’m not being a lazy sack of shit like normal.

I was at ATL last week and it was fine. It’s busy as hell, obviously, which can make things tough, but given that, I have no problem with it.

Sorry for being miserable. It was my best friend who died.

My wife tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich once and buttered the pan instead of the bread. I almost filed for divorce right then and there.