Seriously how do his supporters have the energy to keep up with this kind of shit?

Jacksonville is the Bad Place.

I just checked, and the Cartwheel discount is 40% off (which still makes it $36). I wasn’t going to buy one after all the bad reviews, but for $36, I might have to just because.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. There’s nothing that feels really “special” about most PS1 games. As much as I loved the PS1 (it was the first console I owned in my adulthood), there are very few games I’d like to go back and play. Everything since has been an improvement.

Counterpoint: Fuck off?

“See that shampoo bottle? Now, stick it up my ass!"

I don’t know why you bothered writing this when we can all get our Duke news from the front page of ESPN.com every day.

Before I take a ride in that tunnel, I’m going to be damn sure I have a birthday cake and a couple bottles of water.

The 12 months of Humble Monthly for $99 ended December 15th, I believe.

The 12 months of Humble Monthly for $99 ended December 15th, I believe.

Why does he have to dress up, shave, and get a haircut to make a bank transaction?

Eh, if a dude was purple with pink polka dots, I’d definitely call over a co-worker with glasses to make sure I wasn’t going crazy.

Mercy is fine.

I was a background extra in the opening newsroom scene in Anchorman 2. It was all I could do to keep from cracking up while Ferrell was delivering vocal warmup lines that McKay was feeding him from off-camera. I resorted to biting the insides of my cheeks.

Who’s here from “Donald Trump thought Christian Bale was Bruce Wayne when they met?” LOLZ

I’m sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m the co-pilot.

That’s just how Trump’s advisors have to pronounce it for him.

He clearly got “Hit by a Car.”

Because Ready Player One is pretty entertaining?

Dear Rep, I will save you time. My official autopsy is that the Republican party sucks. Wait, no, sorry, make that suuuuuuuuuucccks.