I would pay exactly $233 to have one of the reporters, when treated so rudely by Trump, to interrupt him and say, “Why don’t you shut the fuck up?”

I’m preemptively divorcing my wife so I can marry Abrams.

Good thought, but no. If you saw a blur running in the background of Avengers Infinity War, that was me.

I didn’t want to see this movie, not because I think it’s going to be bad, but because I was a background extra and I lost my wedding ring that night (a ring which was my father-in-laws). I have no idea how I could’ve lost it, as it’s not like me to take it off, and watching the movie would make me feel horrible.

Well that’s it. That’s what will get people to stop voting for him and his colleagues to shun him. Yay, it’s over!

So, in regards to the Georgia Democratic Party possible hacking the election systems, this is the first time in history that the probability of something is less than zero, right?

You got to enjoy playing the game.

The worst part was when the emcee said there were five X’s and four “circles.”

I'm upset that the shootings messed up the momentum of eleven people's lives. But I'm not President, so what do I know?

I hate to break it to Pence (read: I don’t hate to), but considering where Georgia ranks in film production in the U.S., yeah, it pretty much is Hollywood.

Yeah, we went a couple years ago. That’s what got my son interested in The Simpsons. One thing that was awesome was that there was almost no line for the 4D ride, so we kept going on it.

Breathtaking in a Seinfeldian sort of way.

My son is obsessed with The Simpsons. I’d totally let him go to that bar, even though he’s only 9-years old.

Cardboard mini-fridge box.

So if Montgomery wasn’t sure where he was when he caught the ball, I have one suggestion: look down.

My wife and I were amazed. The writers/casting director had to have done that on purpose, for whatever reason.

I think there’s definitely a chance. Beyond that (I believe he also messed up pass protection on the 3rd down sack earlier), he’s fairly expendable to the team, in general. He’s the 3rd RB at this point and 7th WR. Even when listening to the coach, he’s not a dynamic kick returner.

He may not be outwardly a lunatic, but I wonder if he inwardly a lunatic to keep working there.

The Bostick one seemed more like an instinctual brain fart. This one was pre-meditated and would still have had a negative impact even if he had held onto the ball.

Yes, a costume that detailed was a last minute decision.