I just bought an Instant Pot and have used it twice and it really is amazing. Maybe a run-of-the-mill pressure cooker would be just as good, but wow. I cooked some pork in about an hour and a half and the last step was to take it out to shred it. I had to leave most of it in the pot because it just fell apart when I…

Looks like FandangoNow has the same deal. As I have no movies on that service, I suppose I’ll hold off linking that account, in case there’s ever a different free movie offer.

Movies Anywhere is great. Wanted to show my kids the 2016 Ghostbusters, but it wasn’t on Netflix or any of my cable movie channels. I checked Amazon Prime video and it said that I owned it. I didn’t remember buying it, but I realized I probably got it free for signing up with Movies Anywhere.

Even though nobody knew what the fuck this retailer was, everyone always got the rest of their money put on a Service Merchandise gift certificate when they couldn’t even afford the ceramic dalmatian.

It wasn’t the final gauntlet stage, but I was always very confident as a kid that I could’ve beaten the tennis ball cannon stage.

When I was a kid, I watched The Price is Right religiously (my mom said if she needed to do stuff around the house, she could sit me down in front of Sesame Street, Mister Rogers, and TPIR and not worry about a thing). I lived for the showcases that consisted of shit like an arcade game, a pool table, and a car.

I have a bold idea: how about governments not air their grievances toward each other via Twitter? Just talk on the fucking phone or something.

Grown fucking men.

I saw it today, mainly because I’m a background extra in it.

myopicprophet likes 7Up.

Man, I’m sure glad Twitter wasn’t around when I was 17. It would be tough to face my friends and family today if I tweeted out lyrics to songs I listened to.

Racists/bigots want us to believe that Obama’s acknowledgement of racial, gender, and LBGTQ inequality and his ability to empathize with those fighting against society’s systemic poisons was actually him "dividing America" and "encouraging violence."

Belichick will be in a Snickers commercial as the pre-Snickers grumpy guy.

Looks like a Peashooter and Audrey II had a baby.

I feel like if the men who were asked to move to coach were on a free upgrade/didn’t pay for their tickets, the Alaska Airlines PR person would have clarified that (or the person that asked them to move would have mentioned that). Seeing as this was never brought up, it makes me doubt that they were on an upgrade.

At least that piece of cardboard once served a purpose.

It’s like when I used to go to baseball card shows with my dad in the 90's. He would browse the tables, looking at all the Hank Aaron, Mickey Mantle, etc. cards from the 50's and say, “I had that...I had that...had that...had that...”

Jimmy Garoppolo, the poor man's Tom Brady.

Henry Thomas, E.T.