Damn...I don’t get “fan” e-mails for the articles I write (not at GMG, obviously) and when I do get comments, they are spam.

Remember when the Republicans were the party of "patriotism" and how they hated Russia and called liberals communists? That was fun.

I like how they assumed their current color scheme would need changing.

Ivanka Trump is stupid as fuck.

What a dumbass motherfucker.

“Maxine black Waters black woman black liberal woman black black. I mean black really? Black!”

I like it.

It may be D+20, but Fox News would have everyone believe it’s MS-13.

Cue the legions of people who hate this because they take video games too seriously.

When I was out with my dog yesterday, an Indian couple walked by me speaking their native language. I just assumed they were insulting me and hoping my dog would get clipped by a car.

It means you’re not done pooping.

Parks & Rec, it seems.

I envision a game night like that involving copious amounts of blow and at least one incident of Furry sex. Participants are murdered one-by-one during the evening as the eventual winner gets more and more bewildered, not knowing if he is dreaming, was drugged, or is losing his mind. He himself at one point, late in…

I agree to some extent in that there are probably a lot of people who have heard the phrase for decades and have used it not knowing its origins.

Not that I ever used the phrase (it sounded all old-timey and stupid to me), but I honestly didn’t realize until fairly recently that it was racist. Probably because it was used in Bugs Bunny and stuff when I was a kid.

Doing something like that on camera sure takes some balls.

I’ve been afraid - especially because of Trump - that every time a celebrity jumps head-first into high-profile politics, people are going to vote them into office because “I know who that person is!” but I’ve got to say, Cynthia Nixon is hot fire.

I understand that national, state, county, and city borders serve certain purposes that can be useful, but holy shit, sometimes I think about imaginary lines on maps and how stupid they are. To think that someone is more valuable or worthy of life because random chance had them born between certain invisible lines is…

Atlanta Hawks: Hold my beer.