I get it, bro. Your work has a guy who can quickly solve any computer problem by turning it off then turning it back on.

“Game 3 is Sunday night.”

I haven’t seen a beating this bad since the season premiere of the Walking Dead.

Very definitely interesting. Thomas’s future is questionable. He’s 28, and short guards tend to go off a cliff in their early thirties rather than mid-thirties. But yeah, I could see him still being useful up to around 34. He can really shoot the three, which should extend his career a bit more. However his numbers…

How it works is: everyone in the east waits for LeBron to get old while positioning themselves as best as possible to take advantage of it when it happens.

my hot take: lebron is good

That might be the greatest non-verbal shit-talking ever. It might be the straight up shit-talking in any category ever really. That was a lifetime achievement award in the field of rudeness.

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

Baseball has been played for over 100 years the exact same way...

He did posit it...sort of? It’s really hard to tell if he’s being sarcastic because he never adds any inflection, he just keeps shouting. If I had to guess, I think he meant it in jest....probably.

I mean, both Harden and Westbrook can fuck right off, but at least Russ died as he lived. Harden took a fucking nap on the court.

It’s bad enough DC gets sent assholes like McConnell and Cruz and Paul Ryan and Trump who make my city’s name synonymous with sleaze and corruption and something to be booed and mocked and invoked in halls as the “enemy” of “Good Americans” everywhere.

the ocean is fucked up

Fun game turned into a real turd burger in OT. Harden stopped trying to make FGs, played for the FTs and the Spurs without Leonard are as athletic as a Conestoga wagon. Good thing Green said screw it and let that 3-ball fly or they might still be playing at 101-all.

Let’s congratulate Serchin for becoming the oldest man to die climbing Everest. You did it!

(Matt Harvey hosts press conference)

What’s this “yeah, look at me, I’m still running, my ears are pricked up,” stuff. Act like you’ve been there before, horse.

Boy, that ended up going in a different direction than it started in.

John Wall is playing out of his mind (grading it on a no-father-figure curve, of course).