Out of nowhere, but true!

This needs many stars immediately

He probably has a future in the athleticism business, you’d say? Bravo for a fit lad.

Counterpoint: yes

This comment makes me Miss gawker

My wife and her friend went to see Blue is the Nice Color or whatever at a boutique theater in Brooklyn. A dude in the row ahead of them gets up and leaves after the first lesbian scene. Apparently his haste cost him the bigger payoff later in the flick.

‘dude is the most exciting player in the Eastern Conference.’

They’re really excited because USC has the best classes that this scholar athlete will benefit greatly from.

‘he ably negotiated the Cavaliers defense all night even as they pressured him into a bad shooting night’

The D is related. If Lebron and Kyrie can’t rest, they’re not going to be nearly as effective at getting stops.

This morning I looked at the first five lines of the box score and couldn’t understand how the Cavs lost- then I noticed that they had 13 bench points in a game in which they scored 122! 10.6% of their points were off the bench, and ZERO assists. Wowza!

Easy as Alpher Bethe Gamow

Kellyanne Conway, a campaign advisor who now has some White House role, used the phrase ‘alternative facts’ on Meet the Press to explain Trump’s hawt taeks on the inauguration crowd.

I just bought my mother in law SPQR. Good son in law?

Ha! I somehow recalled Kenye’s rant when he was accused of ditching Bonnaroo (sp?) and put your ass there. Don’t go to bed with a laptop! Then bed feels like work.

Your gonna sit there at your MacBook Air and question an elite program you’ve never had you’re hands in the dirt I bet you dont know what it takes to make the pack 12 champs

Important: about 50 seconds in, it sounds like someone is eating a handful of chips.

I love how immediately after completing his violent goal, Vay cradles the upper body of his vanquished. Like Luke and Vayder.

I don’t think I’ll ever tire of this

Dude’s like ‘nah’