‘Little known: Svi Jayhawkser is an anagram of Via Sky walker!’

I don’t know if you really care, but since the air inside and outside the balls have the same density, air inside wouldn’t affect the weight. It would affect the mass, but scales don’t measure mass.

More like this please

So you might as well call it the ‘American Civil War Cup’

Ah, to hear a multimillionaire express his anger at unpaid labor... he’ll make that locker room great again for sure.

Wait- on average, they score more points than they give up. Wouldn’t 3-7 just be explained by bad luck? Someone calculate the Pythagorean whatever for me.

Tuberville tells fan to ‘get a [profession that relies on unpaid labor]!’

Welllll that doesn’t seem right. Sorry, man. Let’s call Terry Bolea.

How are you in the grey

It’s turtles all the way down

You’re gonna keep doing that ... thing you did with gawker. Why? It doesn’t advance the discussion or contribute a new idea.

The real part meant she was Jesus’s great great great niece or something.

Could’ve been if the accident will.

No one gets good kinja anymore :(

Maybe Roberts should’ve majored in sports

I’m surprised in the age of metrics that this took so long to evolve, and also that it wasn’t Joe Maddon leading the charge. Or maybe he was doing something in Tampa Bay that escaped my attention- it wouldn’t have been hard.

Marjanovic is no Milankovic when it comes to crunching the numbers.

I agree with you. Every time she denies that the game is “100% rigged” she follows it up with some requisite platitudes for the downtrodden and talk of need for change. I’m impressed she even did that much in front of the crowd she faced. Bravo Hill.

That’s part of the joke, dude.

I was happy with the first one too, but alas my dream of a ‘good kinja’ comment from one of the Big Guys remains unfulfilled.