You’re getting crushed here, but I know what you mean. Dan LeBatard mentioned the field goal as similarly absurd to decide a football game. They’ve been bashing each others’ brains out for 60 minutes, so let’s let a tiny soccer player kick the oblong thing to see who the better team of bashers is.

Please keep this up

+1 T cell count

He misspelled ‘all of my fucking three point shooters’

Whateve your job is that lets you search for such magic at 4:30 on a Thursday, I want it.

But can't he not?

Westbrook is ‘angular?’ Like of or related to angles? What does that even mean? Did your e-thesaurus stop giving you useful results for ‘synonym: really fast and dart-like’?

Murphy didn’t understand how someone could enjoy getting a ball from behind like that.

Jeff Francoueuour is a good mimbo. Less similar in talent.

Stolen take from LeBatard: if you get busted for steroids and want everyone to forgive and forget, get nice and fat.

And you, motherfucker, just put it back into mine. Do we do -1s?

You’re totally right now that I watch it again. We’re all victims of confirmation bias.

Yeah, he was comparing Kobe’s best to Tracy’s best. That was sort of the sentence. This was the sentence:

Un-tear yourself and join in the celebration!!!!!!!!

Gracias

Not trolling, just curious- how does one market directly to gay audiences? Village voice?

It’s clearly performance art meant to encapsulate the potnetial Dwight Howard trades vis a vis flabby boobs

Please no State Farm jingle jooookes

TL;DR

I was going to say something about how douchey it is to still make hipster jokes, but now with your geographical issues I realize that you must be plum out of other ways to characterize people who are interested in fields other than their own work. Yikes.