Please no State Farm jingle jooookes

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I was going to say something about how douchey it is to still make hipster jokes, but now with your geographical issues I realize that you must be plum out of other ways to characterize people who are interested in fields other than their own work. Yikes.

I will try my best to use ‘fucked over a barrel’ tomorrow*. Gracias.

THANKS MAN I THINK EVERYONE NEEDED THAT

‘Nothing in the rule book specifically allows me to rule against that.’

But can he dunk?

Throw out gender and it really looks like he was the one who just went through labor, doesn't it?

Too generous

Despite bad grades, those kids managed to avoid a C section

I just dipped my balls into a K cup. Bad for the environment, those things.

I can’t read the whole article- too busy playing doodle jump.

Sources say he has knows more than 10 names for his penis. His children, on the other hand...

*!

I've snorted cocaine with his baseball card?

Great piece. Was it worth having to defend it from the ‘call them terrorists!’ reactionaries? Was glad Soylent whomever tied it in a bow at the end, at least.

Harvey Dahl is Irish?

Fingers>eyes

As they cart him off the commentator helpfully says that ‘his eyes are moving!’

We’re only a few years removed from the glorious Pussy Riot news cycle