Burnnnnn in obscurity

That Player’s Tribune thing has been a lot better at breaking news and giving real looks into athletes’ lives than I thought it would be, especially with Yeah Jeets at the helm.

Takes guts to try on a Monday

His goddamn subway ads when he's won nothing are a bit much, to your point

That's smart!

Makes sense. I figured temperature, primary productivity, etc would make an exact age impossible, but if it could be shown that the wing has to be, say, 3 years old based on maximum barnacle growth at least it could rule out being from the missing plane.

Yeah- to clarify their existence on something that’s been in the water, it is their larvae that swim freely until they find something to affix to. It isn’t like a wing floats by and a barnacle jumps right on. Maddie, I wonder if the size of the barnacles could be used to extrapolate exactly how long the wing had to…

“Plenty of people tell me that being forcibly sent down a trail that will be fraught with tears isn’t so bad.”

That's some spooky action

Fitting out

Just LOLd

Sounds like you’re talking about Gawker’s editorial choices

FWIW, d’Arnaud was having an all star caliber month or so until [whatever exactly is wrong with him] happened. And they maybe thought their franchise player would, ya know, play. I totally get that they want to keep their pitching hoarded away like halloween candy, hoping that something else gets better on its own.…

I always see that line that there ‘are no approved replies for this post.’

Was he thinking of the DENNIS system?

That is probably on purpose, to add to the humor of the situation.

I can’t imagine teams letting their speedsters run the risk of a pulled whatever. I can’t believe I used the term ‘speedster.’

Do you find it at all interesting that Vegas didn't anticipate this? Or did they think Kyrie would still be a factor despite clearly being gimpy. Game two was like -8 Golden State, -325 on the money line.

Great point

It’s OK to whiff on one, man. You don’t have to get all “A guy at work thinks I’m funny and wanted me to share that humor with others. No one asks you to share your funny things with others, especially not via a post.” It’s like you’re calling “job scoreboard” or something.