Your friend or associate or whomever was more likely to buy the thing knowing that he could get good ol’ boys like you over to the house. Your lack of personal purchase doesn’t disavow you from the act of pumping these guys’ wallets.

Paul doesn’t have that kind of field goal accuracy on a regular basis. He suddenly does for this game, and you call it ‘gutsy’ because he has a sore ankle? It’s ‘lucky’ because more of the random balls went through the metal hoop than usual. Your need for narrative is annoying.

I love the play by play for the Suarez goal from Xavi’s backheel pass.

‘You play for the Yankees! YANKEES!’

Just admit that you enjoyed typing ‘than then ten’ for any reason

Murphy hasn't been very good. I feel personally obligated to point that out. He led them in WAR last year! Shows what happens when you love yer Jesus too much and say the wrong thing about gays.

He had an awesomely odd interview after the Heat broke a sleepy slump last season. When asked how they stopped their three game losing streak, Birdman said ‘We won today!’

It would make me think that you're one of those poor people

Nice. Although the bead analogy suggests you can’t stop between beads, but an inning can certainly stop between batsmen.
Same sort of idea for the gold.

10: you have gone around something only if you end up back where you began

You might remember that the cavs rolled the west this season

So they're the Constanzas. Fail at failing.

Maybe, but if you're a contact hitter for Toronto, your stats are gonna drop.

But they don't

These guys live to compete. It does suck for him. And us.

Lebatard folklore

everybody helps on the boards! Nice to see. Go illiiinnii

I would've thought he'd use Sprint

And because yet another OT

I hereby disagree with my handle. Not that it had much of an OPS anyways.