Rodrigory
rodrigory
10/22/19
9:13 PM
7

I watched this and laughed uncontrollably for 20 minutes.  Don’t ever change, Torch, don’t ever change.  

9/5/19
4:19 PM
26

I was really hoping that merger with FCA would have worked out and we could have gotten a badge-engineered special. 

7/24/19
9:27 AM
19

Mr. Torchinsky, I am tired of your anti-Yellow Sweater Alliance bias. You know good and well that it was founded by Sir Edward Harold Tuffington, Earl of Shirehamptonshire on Kennet in the year of our Lord 1852 to combat the growing badminton menace that threatened to overtake the nation’s cricket pitches. To add Read more

6/17/19
11:26 PM
467

Davey was my best and only friend from k-6th grade and really gave credence to the final words in the movie Stand By Me, “I never had any friends later on like I had when I was 12.” Rather, I am 43 now and I still have never found a friend quite like him later in life. Sadly I will never get to tell him face to face Read more

5/29/19
4:30 PM
763

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we? Read more

5/29/19
3:57 PM
572

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

5/21/19
12:43 PM
12

Alonso has had so many excuses made for him throughout his motorsports journey. I’ve never seen a driver protected from blame by so many pundits, media outlets, fans, and colleagues when he so clearly has deserved a share of it. It’s not as if he’s solely responsible for anything, but dear lord he’s had a massive hand Read more

5/14/19
12:21 PM
138

I only buy things I see on Jalopnik. I’m in so much debt. 

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3/26/19
11:20 AM
145

Salutes to you, Mike. Braved a challenging event in your life and came out to tell many tales. Read more

3/17/19
3:19 PM
75

1994 Dodge Stealth r/t twin turbo. Have owned it since 2004. Very not stock. Can I please get out of the greys now?!

12/6/18
5:12 PM
98

It’s not like it can be worse than a David Tracy purchase.