One-Upping the Stakes: What do I does my kid get if he/she is both conceived and delivered at a Chick-Fil-A?

This is a welcome change from the typical British supermarket experience:

626 comments. Remember when that was a thing?

The world disappoints once again...

“Also, a mysterious red liquid that was found inside the tomb with the sarcophagus turned out to be sewage that had leaked in...”

Were they catching a Minnesota Vikings game?

Morrissey is probably heartbroken that someone desecrated a cemetery by cooking meat. 

“reading Flannery O’Connor’s A Good Man Is Hard To Find”

attitudes toward children? no. attitude in response to horrific parenting, absolutely.

Seems like a valuable lesson for both the parents and the kid:

Nope. If I was dumb enough to try this shit when I was a kid, my mom would have beat my ass. The kid’s not gonna feel any shame from this, but the parents should and will.

They could just print giant skulls on the packaging.

Not everyone can read tho. How about a miniature speaker that says “I got nuts in me!” implanted into such foods?

It’s probably quicker than the needle.

My heart goes out to this woman, and I know she is just looking for a way to cope with losing her kid and she just needs someone to blame, but this isn’t a packaging issue it is a not paying attention issue. There is no way to solve that.

Side Note: When did this whole “Peanuts: Genocide Legume” thing start?

I mean, this definitely sucks and I have no problem with making sure allergens are properly listed, but:

The flight alone costs over 1k, plus you have to have the means to not need to work for a summer.