They shoulda called it Gabacho. Gringo is too mainstream, too family friendly, too safe.

He should’ve played Ramo Elttil, a much feared bounty hunter from the mean streets of Coruscant. “Ramo comin’”, they’d say.

It’ll be a prequel about Darth Plaugeis and his master, Darth Eric. Eric! What kind of name is that for a Sith, huh?

What about all the other Arie Luyendyk’s living in Minnesota? Why should they change? He’s the one who sucks.

Finally I’ll be able to see Jerry Maguire on VHS, since there are so many copies in circulation.

JK Simmons as the Hulkster, brother. He’s got the gravitas and muscular physique:

At least they’re not singing “Daisy Bell”.

Ah yes, Ajit and Jugdish from Rivadal. Traditional Indian characters, they are.

That looks gay.

I’m chuffed, bruv. I used to wipe me arse with it, ever since they disparaged me favourite band.

Dictionary.com fail English? That’s unpossible!

And She Was (Not Included)

They should change the name to Winestain Company and manufacture wine and wine accessories, I tell ya h’what.

I prefer the remake. The original is so cheap looking, shot like a tv movie. Also I don’t understand Swedish.

You need to diversify your currency, ninja.

At least it’s Sarah Palin and not a George Wendt type.

The Legacy of Jizz Music or get the fuck out.

Dear Sirs, the Hollywood Casino Amphitheater is in Tinley Park, Illinois, and not even adjacent to Chicago. Please amend. I am not a crackpot.  

I know those words, but that Newswire makes no sense.

He’s going to generate a new name on a Wu-Tang Clan name generator: Churlish Gambini.