I was such a big Frasier fan, I bought a Jack Russell terrier that looked liked Eddie, with smoother hair. The dog I got turned out to be a Rat terrier. Never went back to that puppy mill again.

The album. The shorter (and superior) single version was released in February of ‘83.

“Rip it Up” by Orange Juice is the best song of 1983, so regarding this list, rip it up and start again.

I guess you could say... he doesn’t find this stuff amusing anymore.

I’ve been looking forward to this.

Big deal! When I was a pup, we banged First Daughters till the cows came home. Grover Cleveland’s daughter banged me on two nonconsecutive occasions.

The Replacements reunion or get the fuck out.

“Cause the eyes of a lawyer are upon yoooou

Missing contestant? Is the Bachelor Dennis Reynolds? Is he hurting these women? Are they in danger?

The Berries and Cream Lad. Starburst has some weird ass commercials.

Pardon me?

Ryan even looks like that dud.

I’d rather go to Monk’s from Seinfeld for a big salad. Unfortunately it doesn’t exist.

Next season of American Crime Story, this should be. With Natalie Portman as Natalie Wood, Rob Lowe as Robert Wagner, and Michel Shannon as Christopher Walken.

“I live my life a quarter light-year at a time.”

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

I guess you could say Dumbledore is a... no-vaj.

Family Guy did it, 13 years ago. Yes, I watch other cartoons: