Then we should encourage him to eat more cheesburgers.

I assume they’re going to crown one of his clueless sons, now that the Republican Party has no identity outside of the Trump brand.

It wont end after 4 years if he’s still alive.  There’s zero chance he’s giving up the throne before he’s worm-food.  We’re lucky if we’ll even get actual midterm elections in 2 years.

And I appreciate the air-quotes on “objective” there because lately the Right thinks that means their lies need to be given equal time with the truth. And it’s not our fault Trump can’t open his mouth without lying.

I too avoided ( and am still avoiding ) the news. After the election I figured we had a few months where I could pretend things were normal. All I did was skim one Yahoo news article to get the basics. And its so much worse than I thought it would be. Its bad. As in- we’ve spent years talking about how this sure…

I’m up in Canada and I can say there is plenty of nervousness here about what’s to come for the US.  Unfortunately we are tied to the US in more ways than we care to admit and will ultimately suffer right along side you as Captain Creamsicle does his worst impression of a president.  This will be a long 4 years ahead…

Get a load of this putz.

Same. Since November I’ve done everything I can to avoid watching the news as well as being more selective about what I read, simply for my own mental health.

We really should take a look at how much shit we buy though. Like fuck Trump and everything he stands for, but also, maybe we need to temper our consumerism just a tad.

Can I say how much I appreciate the take on these news stories - you’re not trying to be “objective” or “non-political” because no one can afford to be at this point. Keep calling out the bullshit, and don’t let the idiots off easy.

The biggest problem with that is the people who wanted this are too stupid to know why things are more expensive. They’ll be blaming Biden/Dems for the next 4 years for anything that goes wrong while praising Trump for anything that goes well in their life. Any real correlation or causation will be completely ignored. 

Just wait until Canada cuts off oil exports to the US and the price of gas jumps a dollar or two.  Try explaining to your uncle that he voted for that.

The US is the largest consumer country in the world. Any tariffs, either set by the US or another country, negatively affects the US a lot more than the other country.

Same here, I’m fortunate enough that a little more cost of living is not a huge deal but I am HYPE to see the mouth breathers that voted for this suffer while doing what I can to assist the innocents.

I can’t wait for the tariffs. The fuckers that voted for him deserve it.

This is the first time I’ve woken up as an American and genuinely not felt safe. And to all the people who chose this? Fuck you and I hope they come for your family first.

Sure would be nice to spend the next... forever someplace else.

Aw honey, you feel free to dress up your big rig with all the flair and charms you like. If little tin spikes make you feel tough then don’t let me stop you; go on with your bad self! 

Well, now I want to see a truck that has a bunch of truck nuts on the wheels instead of those spikes.

I always figured these were just the equivalent of truck nuts for semi drivers. Now I know that...well, they’re only 95% equivalent to truck nuts.