Wrong, Dolphin Tale is a terrific movie and the Visitor's Bureau of St. Pete-Clearwater invites you to the Clearwater Marine Aquarium where you can meet Winter in person!

Worse than that, she's going to have the residual taste of Chloraseptic, stuffed crust pizza, and Jim Boeheim's ass on her mouth for hours.

A pair of headphones is one set of headphones.

A pair of headphones is one set of headphones.

Harvard's future hedge funders beat Yale's future investment bankers.

See, even when Valve is ratted out as screwing their customers over, there are guys like you giving them "mad props" and even claiming their behaviour "should be an example to others". No. This is ridiculous. Do you also give "mad props" to murderers who enter "guilty" pleas at trial and praise them as shining…

I refuse to applaud a corporation for its Brave Admission that it's been fucking its customers sideways and refusing to do things that all of its competitors have done better at for over a decade now, and its pledge that they'll totally try harder now, guys, seriously. They don't get shit until they've turned words…

Actually, the "adult" thing to do would be to admit fault and take steps to improve things.

If shirking blame is what kids would do, Valve just took the teenager way of doing things and said 'yeah okay whatever".

But is she single?

"And then a garbage truck woke me up at six in the morning; its mechanical claw had mishandled a huge bin of trash and dumped it all over the street. And I asked of the Almighty: 'Really? A Raider?'"

I'm so sorry to hear that, you have my deepest sympathies.

The issue isn't even that she's half Japanese, its that she doesn't really look Asian. If she did, even if she's mixed it would be a lot less of an issue.

I see Chip Kelly is playing in a fantasy league with a utility position.

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

You're an adult and you actively steal meat from a grocery store? Short of you being too poor to afford even bulk hamburger, this is pretty juvenile.

Massholes making mass holes

In fairness to Lemon, when they told him he was going to interview a Grand Wizard, he thought they meant John Wall.

It sounds like he did a lot of shitty things and deserved to be fired, but is saying "Get horny for the puck," really that bad? I mean, I'm sure coaches have said far more vulgar things on mens' teams. I know I'm treading close to MRA territory here, but this does seem like the kind of double standard those guys like…

To be honest with you, I don't have a problem with this. While it isn't my kind of thing, a lot of research has shown that both men and women have these kind of 'rape fantasies', and this porn is obviously causing no one harm to produce.

Bruno Mars better watch the fuck out. Because this guy is pissed off.

This crime is fucking unsolvable.