Let me have this dammit.

False hope in March is the tootsie roll center of Jets fandom.

could only use medieval weapons?

Nothing embodies a desire to escape racism like committing to Alabama.

SUR is the backdrop for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spinoff, Vanderpump Rules, which follows a group of young people with various mental health issues and social skill deficits as they pretend to work in a restaurant.

Ned Yost can go fuck himself. Bees are little shitheads and they can all fucking die for all I care. Did I ever tell you about the time one of the fuckers stung me in the dick? There I was, minding my own business, fucking a beehive in a Target parking lot, when

Just FYI, you did so in a SUPER confusing way.

Um, I think Drew said the opposite of what you think he said.

The only thing I gathered from this bit is that Stephen A. Smith is most likely a racist.

It is a problem in Japan because everyone is overworked and have very little free time. They work ridiculous hours over there.

Why is PTI asking Greg Anthony about Vince Wilfork?

I'm sorry - didn't your shitty city's shitty metro have a $1billion (with a B) surplus just two years ago? Where did that money go ?

proffer your own theories in the comments below.

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

Love Vince - I think he belongs in the HoF because, while his numbers aren't there it's because of the amount of attention he drew and you can argue he was the most dominant defensive lineman for that reason over the past decade.

It takes years to master, and though it does have its rewards, the reward I seek is not a hot dog. Moose does tricks; I memorize lines, say words, even walk around and stuff. But I don't need a trainer standing off-camera, gesticulating wildly and waving around a piece of meat, to know where I'm supposed to look.

this is really excellent kinja here, thank you

It's pretty rude for Paul Pierce and Drew Gooden to taunt their own teammate.

Without looking it up, I don't recall anything happening to him.

The NFL handling racist fans? A player dropped n-bombs at a concert. Without looking it up, I don't recall anything happening to him. They'd probably make racist fans Fans of the Game and then later say they made a mistake and Roger Goodell will get paid $55 million for the year.