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The twist is that the author of this e-mail was Tyler the entire time (spoiler alert).

evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.

Come on — they'll both have a good laugh about this at the I-bank in 5 years after they've just closed the big merger that will put 16,000 people out of work....

being a designer, and understanding that every monitor/screen/display outputs colors VERY differently… depending on a range of factors, as well as actions like embedding an ICC profile, how you've calibrated your moniter, changing the file format, converting profiles, etc…

Before I start, let me say I was a server for a decade, and I have nothing but the utmost respect for all service employees. But this story has become legendary in my family, so: Mr. Tigger and I moved for his job from the East Bay Area in CA to Austin, Texas. On our first date night after moving, we went out to…

With all due respect to Alton Brown, that really doesn't look appealing. At any of the stages.

This sounds like something Dan Aykroyd would sell on SNL.

It also makes you gain weight. WTF were they thinking?

NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND!

I would have expected him to be wearing a Red Sox cap, what with everyone getting B-headed.

I can pinpoint when I turned sour on him: When he turned 'The Karate Kid' into a vehicle for his weird, spoiled kid.

Makes me hungry for a real slice of pizza.

Yup. I see white and gold. Everyone I've shown the picture to sees white and gold. I could kind of see where the "blue and black" camp is coming from with the blue. Like you said, the white has a bluish cast.

If that's what it's supposed to look like then whoever took that picture has a truly terrible camera.

I can see blue, sure, but black? No way. Brown at best.

It's goldish and whitish. The white has kind of a blue cast from the lighting I guess.

Yep. He somehow managed to completely piss off everyone and bring fan boys on all sides together in their dislike of his article.

I'm not convinced he even has a smartphone of any flavor.

yes, but 1.1 million of those apps, on both sides, are fart apps.