Couldn't remember a whole lot about Monica though

"I don't like my intelligence insulted by telling me this is the Detroit Tigers."

Cito Gaston and his Toronto Blue Jays coaching staff were told by ownership that they would not be forced into managing replacement players.

The ant would fall apart at that size scale. There's a reason exoskeletons aren't seen on creatures larger than a small bird, and that reason is physics.

He's sadly passed on but Vincent Schiavelli is the perfect Jeff Van Gundy.

My wife died last year at age 35. (Bear with me, totally not trolling for sympathy.)

I agree that looking at the JRW scandal and the incentives that were there to cheat can be a way to expose what is fundamentally wrong with that part of the city. However, to make the jump from understanding the root causes of the cheating to excusing it is not something I think is appropriate in this case. This is…

Huh.

Hopefully they won't suffer a career ending Red Rover injury in the next few years.

I wasn't popular in high school. This was long before the days I could walk up to a random chick and say, "You're with me, leather." I was just Chris Berman, painfully shy 17-year-old virgin. Well, as luck would have it, a girl transferred into our school mid-semester. I could tell she was desperate to be liked. And…

I'm just annoyed at how many people, especially grown women, don't know the difference between a vulva and a vagina. Even if she was wearing nothing below the waist you wouldn't be able to see her vagina in that pose!

So everyone, answer me this:

Did HANNAH DAVIS decide which photo ended up on the cover? Did she make that call? Or did she just, you know, show up, do her job, and then someone chose that photo?

Did HANNAH DAVIS think "Yeah, I think I'll pull my bathing suit down a little, that is an idea I am having personally" or was…

The new sports illustrated cover is classless and inappropriate. Like seriously, cover your vagina, kids see this mag in the grocery store

Evolution is bullshit? I know better than to argue with evolution deniers. I take it that you are old and long past the time when a guy would give you attention. I'm sorry for you, but that is no excuse for your ignorance.

Eh, because girls have babies when they are young, so we have evolved to think youth is beautiful.

I love Gronk and think he gets a pretty fair shake in general; even when his act wears thin, as it inevitably will, I think the public will probably let him down easily. For the reasons you mention: he seems like at least a passably decent human being.

A word of caution, passers-by: You're not just taking a selfie with Gronk. You're taking a selfie with everyone he's ever taken a selfie with in the past.

I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year.

Kid: AHHH MY NECK, MY BACK, AHHHHH!!!.... Wait, he doesn't have insurance?!

Turns out she lost a child fairly recently, and that van was the family's sole mode of transportation. So you can understand her anger.