Pretty sure that's just gawker-writers who don't know how to properly use titles. They don't have copy editors at Gawker, which the writers are quick to point out every time anyone points out things like that. I would have written Ph.D. because if you say Dr., many think you mean MD

Ummm he was dressed like a bum. I'm sure if some dirty white man was standing there with a book acting all strange she would have shushed him too. Plenty of street people are white.

Does Melissa Hudson Bell really style herself as both "Dr." and "Ph.D."? If so, I'd be curious as to why.

It suffers badly in comparison to what Key & Peele already did. The writing's just not there for SNL anymore.

nobody ever claimed Pop was human

Wait.... you think bananas grow from peels?

Trailer: "THIS IS NOT A TEST"
Cardale Jones: "Thank God."

What? How is that "needless to say?" This is such a weird goddamn comment.

People who prefer No Pulp Orange Juice should be put to sleep. Same with creamy PB lovers.

And they'll continue to, even after booing their team and leaving the stadium early. And don't get me started on those "12 Fan" jerseys.

If I've said it once, I'll say it again.... Seattle fans are the most insufferable bastards in the sports world. You just can't stop patting yourselves on the back.

This level of vulnerability and data exposure is nothing when compared to the OnStar Gen-10 platform. If you opt to use OnStar's services in any vehicle equipped with Gen-10 (MY 2014+), you're handing over tons of data without consent. TONS. Yes, it's data that is sold to insurance carriers to determine rates and…

I always enjoyed this one, too.

"Can" and "should" are different. We CAN wear whatever we want. Whether we SHOULD depends on whether we give a shit about what other people think about us, which most of us as adults do.

The fanciest ocassions call for a tuxedo, and there's really no good reason to wear a watch with a tux. For that matter, I don't think there's ever a reason to wear a watch made of any precious metal other than wanting to flaunt it. You'd be better off just walking around with your junk hanging out through your fly…

All I have to do is look at high school pictures of me in cargo shorts and puka-shell necklaces to know that I should not be wearing jewelry. I was the worst.

I, for one, am completely convinced by a sample size of 3 whole games.

He can give gifts of up to $14,000 per year to his sidepiece tax free. This would not cover a year-round $2,000 weekly allowance. However, if he is married his wife could chip in another $14,000 tax free, so it would be wise for him to notify his wife. Also, if the sidepiece is married or has kids, he and his wife…

The dude makes $480,000 in salary. About half of that goes to taxes, right?. So, $240,000 a year. 52 weeks in a year, so he makes ~$4,600 a week. He's going to send half his paycheck to some sidepiece and not peep the details beforehand? Sounds like he's got a sound mind for finances to me.

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