Here's a Vine.

GIF of the Triplette flag throw please

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

Heartfelt apology, let's move on.

They said he had 90.9% of the votes. Only Troy Smith had more, with 91.6%.

Pent up at jezebel too long? You gotta get out more...

Judge: "This evidence is inadmissible. Bailiff, throw it out."
Bailiff: [throws evidence eight yards short of the garbage can]
Bailiff: [walks over and picks evidence up off the courthouse floor]
Bailiff: [throws evidence like ten yards over the garbage can and a bit to the right of it]
Bailiff: [walks over and picks…

I know they look funny now, but who's going to be laughing in 3 weeks when these guys are the only players left that haven't been forced into early retirement after catching Autism? These guys, that's who.

This just doesn't sound like something the Patriots would do.

lovingly shoving a Heisman finalist under the bus

"Hands Up, Don't Shoot" is this season's ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

I fully understand the "I Can't Breathe" shirts. I understand the "die ins" being staged. These are protests with meaning & purpose. But "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" didn't happen. It's a phony catch phrase being peddled, suggesting a young innocent man was executed. It's a terrible lie, and it detracts from the good work…

Nice selective number picking there. You mean 16/28, a number of which had testimony that directly conflicted with the physical evidence.

Do you think at some point Eric Garner's family will be tired of having him lumped in with Michael Brown, who by all accounts was a violent felon who had just committed a crime and who tried to steal an officer's gun (albeit a seemingly unfit, arrogant, and trigger happy officer), whereas Garner was choked out in the…

I can't breathe protests make sense. That actually happened, and was super fucked up. Hands Up Don't Shoot protests don't make sense to me. All the evidence points to the fact that Michael Brown just didn't have his hands up. I don't get why this cause has to conflate the two.

Oh I didn't know you were an activist.

Left out the best one.

I use some of Peter Gammons' tweets to break the ice at bars sometimes.... The girls always just think I'm having a stroke though...

I can't understand how you gave this film a D.