See, I think this whole "Red Sox blew it" narrative is asinine. It's good copy, but it reflects a near complete understanding of how contract negotiations actually work.

I am sick of people saying "the wrong side of thirty." There is nothing wrong ...

I love that instead of looking at disaster contracts like the Matt Cain deal and having the market correct itself, everybody says "well that's the cost of doing business." 6 years is a long time for a 31 year old.

Why did you simply re-post the picture provided in the article without any hilarious captions or amusing changes?

Not that anyone asked or cares about my opinion, but we really need a six team playoff with the 2 highest seeds getting a first week bye. The first five playoff births go to the power 5 conference champions. The sixth is picked by the committee as well as the seeding. That way it's possible to get Notre Dame in so…

But Woody never tackled celebrity with this kind of lightness, and he also never came up with an astounding/disgusting joke about cum-stained sheets.

Why did your law school turn out so many Chinese restaurant founders?

I went to law school with 100 people like this. Don't go to law school.

He has a charming personality,

There already is a "college football NIT". It's called "all the bowl games".

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

Not bad? They come out to nearly $40 a pound for the steak (plus $50 for delivery!), and you still have to prepare them yourself. Your town probably has a top end butcher who can hook you up for less than that if you really want high end stuff.

I feel like in years past there was a good mix of ridiculous and covetable. This year it all seems like something you'd see in a catalog for a middle school fundraiser. I miss the shame that comes from secretly kind of wanting my own monogrammed steak brand or dedicated potato scrubber gloves.

Ina Garten is one of the few old school Food Network stars I can stand. Besides making good food without histrionics, I like it when her husband rolls up in his 7-series like a real Hamptons Gangsta

This is my favorite thing you write all year. The pathos, the whip-saw between guilt and desire, the bone deep self-loathing of comfortable white liberals. Soooo Good. fuck, I gotta go jerk off.

"A man with a father would've given a better interview." - Colin Cowherd.

This also happened:

an actress/dancer who was most recently on VH1's TV show Hit The Floor

People who have IDPs in their fantasy leagues are just the worst sort of people.

I worked for the AD at my university (a big money D1 program) and I couldnt understand how these guys could fall in love with jersey chasers. To the point where our seasons were put at risk when a fight broke out between members of the football and basketball team over a girl that pretty much they ALL had been with.