LOL. He called NASCAR a sport.

The Red Sox invited him to Fenway for a the last game of the regular season on September 28th, where (assuming he stays healthy) he'll see Derek Jeter play in the final game of his career.

I am FAR from a Pats fan, but I don't really view this as them "screwing" anybody. Carolina placed a guy on waivers, and New England claimed him. Where did the screwing take place?

As has been brought up repeatedly, Babe Ruth didn't play against any black athletes, enhancing his performance. Should he have an asterisk? Hank Aaron used greenies, should he have an asterisk? Gaylord Perry famously cheated for most of his career, and has openly acknowledged it. Asterisk?

*Tips fedora* Like a sir!

That hat, is a fedora.

Nice fedora, m'lady.

Jacksonville hasn't been hit by a hurricane since hurricane Dora in 1964...

Frequent meat-head Schlareth also pretty emphatically blasted the leniency of the suspension.

"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

But they have a whole month dedicated to breast cancer awareness! They give 5% of the profits to Susan Komen! You bet the NFL cares about women('s money)!

You know this is Gizmodo, right?

Terrible then. Terrible now.

Serious question: if the modern drug testing regime had existed in the McGwire/LaRussa era, and McGwire tested positive, and McGwire was suspended for 50 games, would anyone hold up his hall of fame induction, or is this strictly a "make up call" for the fact that he escaped punishment during his playing days (because…

"Honest, if possibly insulting, question. Don't you ever think to yourself, "We believe some crazy stuff""?"

We have always thought of ourselves as a "peculiar people" in that our beliefs, while holding many similarities to modern Christianity, are very unique among the various religions.

Personally, I find the amount…

As a Mormon, a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, it has been a part of our theology that there are sentient beings on other worlds in the Universe and that Christ's sacrifice is infinite and covers them all.

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[Ray and Janay Rice walk into the commissioners office to find Goodell sitting in a large ornate chair]

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I got over being mad at LeBron about that 'Decision' thing a couple of years ago. After all, he was still just a kid and my oh my do kids do stupid things. Whether or not I root for his team* it's more fun liking LeBron than being angry at him.

" People are never ever ever as busy as they claim to be."