LOL. He called NASCAR a sport.

The Red Sox invited him to Fenway for a the last game of the regular season on September 28th, where (assuming he stays healthy) he'll see Derek Jeter play in the final game of his career.

I am FAR from a Pats fan, but I don't really view this as them "screwing" anybody. Carolina placed a guy on waivers, and New England claimed him. Where did the screwing take place?

As has been brought up repeatedly, Babe Ruth didn't play against any black athletes, enhancing his performance. Should he have an asterisk? Hank Aaron used greenies, should he have an asterisk? Gaylord Perry famously cheated for most of his career, and has openly acknowledged it. Asterisk?

Frequent meat-head Schlareth also pretty emphatically blasted the leniency of the suspension.

"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

But they have a whole month dedicated to breast cancer awareness! They give 5% of the profits to Susan Komen! You bet the NFL cares about women('s money)!

Serious question: if the modern drug testing regime had existed in the McGwire/LaRussa era, and McGwire tested positive, and McGwire was suspended for 50 games, would anyone hold up his hall of fame induction, or is this strictly a "make up call" for the fact that he escaped punishment during his playing days (because…

[Ray and Janay Rice walk into the commissioners office to find Goodell sitting in a large ornate chair]

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I got over being mad at LeBron about that 'Decision' thing a couple of years ago. After all, he was still just a kid and my oh my do kids do stupid things. Whether or not I root for his team* it's more fun liking LeBron than being angry at him.

Then stop cutting your goddamn sandwiches wrong.

Pardon me if I'm misunderstanding, but watchin football with girls sounds awesome.

" People are never ever ever as busy as they claim to be."

I would not be surprised if the deals have gotten pushback because Beckham's group is not paying off the politicians like has consistently happened in the past. Do I think they care if they "lose" an MLS team? Not really.

At least he died doing what he loved: ruining a soccer game for everyone else involved.

"Whoa, that's Marshawn Lynch"

Not necessarily. He just wouldn't want the media distractions, much like why teams wouldn't take Tebow, even as a back up. You're looking at it wrong. The media is making a huge deal out of this, the players will be asked questions every chance they get, the media will try to separate the locker room with stupid…

Meanwhile, a bunch of disadvantaged deaf kids still don't get what so great about "that Seattle team."

That's the biggest damn basement I've ever seen.