Wear an underwire bra, some spanx, a pair of pantyhose and some high heels for 15 minutes and you'll never complain about a necktie again. (I had this kick in college where I wore ties. Not the most comfortable thing. But still, nothing like women's wear.)

It should probably be noted that it wasn't the actual report that was released. The actual report is a 150 page document that also has interviews, transcripts etc.

Can we all agree, that between homosexuals, Chris Kluwe, the Vikings, Jerry Sandusky and his victims, the real victims here, are all of us that have to endure Mike Florio having a source with blazing hot takes?

Neighbor at mid-tier ACC school in college was backup long snapper, but was still on scholarship. By living off campus, he got a check for $2500/month for "rent" to supplement what he gave up by not living on campus. 30k/year, tax free, which did not include free books, team meals, ect, and totally legal from a…

It's not even a matter of, "students can take part-time or work-study jobs if they choose, an option that's simply not realistic for athletes during their seasons", it's a matter that they aren't even allowed to get any job during any part of their collegiate career that earns more than $2,000 per semester.

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

This is really going to hurt the brand of those sex offenders.

They will move to Chicago, and whenever they need more money from Chicago, they will threaten to move to Los Angeles.

true, now, whoever got the fake Asian names on tv a year or so ago after that plane crashed in SF on landing. now that was humor.

These are Howard Stern fans we're talking about.

[wags]

Phone rings

I liked the rotating draft order proposal going around for a while. Granted, expansion/contraction over a 30-year period would fuck it up, but it would keep teams like Philly from saying they're building towards a future that, in reality, will almost never come to pass.

I would ask THE PFTCommenter what his take is, but apparently he's busy reading 300+ pages of Florio fanfic: http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/7/16/…

You mean her disgusting behavior? She's the one that threw a sucker punch.

If she didn't punch first, she wouldn't have gotten punched last.

No, it looks like a punch. He did not square up on her. That appeared to be a pulled punch, not a haymaker. Don't hit people bigger and stronger than you for no good reason. That is really the only lesson to be learned here.

Perhaps this lovely gift basket will change your opinion?

DISRE2PECTFUL.

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.